Two attorneys took a long safari vacation in the African Bush. One day, needing a rest, they removed their packs and leaned their rifles against a tree. They were startled when a large, hungry-looking lion emerged from the jungle and began eyeing them with anticipation. It was clear that the attorneys rifles were too far away to do them any good. Moving slowly, one attorney began to remove his shoes. Why are you doing that?" asked the other. "Because I can run faster without them," replied the first. "I don't care how fast you can run, you'll never outrun a lion!" the second said. The now-barefoot attorney explained, "I don't have to outrun the lion. I just have to outrun you!"

A different lawyer joke or quote every time you visit!
You can also search the Web's largest database of lawyer jokes...
Visit the Wacky Sentence Page, or search our collection of Quotes and One-Liners!
© Copyright 2000 (site name suggested by my mom)
This site is dedicated to the memory of Lieutenant Al "Book" Hammond, USN, USNA Class of '78