How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, he'll have the paralegal do it. But, you'll get the following bill:

ItemLight bulb
Charge$2185
(Itemization of bill charges)
Lawyer's time (1 hr. minimum)$ 400
Connectivity charge$ 100
Staff charge$ 250
Secretary prepared bill$ 2
Research fee$ 422
Consulting fee$ 431
Paralegal processing fees$ 25
Specialized equipment$ 122
Bought bulb$ 5
Overnight express delivery$ 34
Rule 453.957(B)(1) charge$ 394


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