Submitted by Becky:

A funeral was being held. A latecomer sidled in and sat down next to a man who happened to be an attorney. Hearing the minister start to talk about Jesus, the latecomer asked, "What stage are we in?" The lawyer answered, "He just opened for the defense."


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