Submitted by Becky:

The convict was berating his attorney. "You're a rotten lawyer. All you did throughout the trial was to object. You objected at the wrong time."

"I don't quite understand you," said the lawyer. "Explain yourself."

"Well, when the judge spoke you objected. The opposing counselor spoke, you objected. When the jury found me guilty you kept your big mouth shut. That was the time to do all the objecting."


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