|A criminal defendant, acting as his own counsel, was frequently reprimanded by the judge for badgering the witness. Finally this self-attorney closed with one last question, "You really don't like the defendant, do you?" The witness sat back in his chair for a moment or two, then leaned into the microphone. "I really don't know anything about the defendant," he said. "But I have taken a strong dislike to his attorney."|
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