|Submitted by Becky:
A lawyer woke up one night and found his bedroom dusky with red light and foul with a sulfurous stench, and there at the foot of the bed was someone he recognized instantly as Satan. Satan smiled and said, "Mr Jones, if you wish, I will give you untold wealthy, all the women you want, together with fame and long life, how about it?" The lawyer's eyes narrowed, "What's the catch?" Satan said, "The catch is that in exchange for all of that, I will eventually have your immortal soul." The lawyer replied, "Come on. What's the real catch?"
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