|Submitted by Psycho7:
A couple meet in heaven, fall in love and decide they want to get married. So they go to God and ask him, and He grumbles: "well, it might be a while because I have to find a priest, and there aren't many of them up here..." Finally he finds one and they are married.
The years go by and they drift apart, and the man meets someone new and decides he wants a divorce, so he goes to God and tells Him. God just looks at him and says, "Last time it was a priest, which was hard enough. Now where do you think I'm going to find you a lawyer?"
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