| Submitted by Becky: My Uncle Joe was recently in need of legal advice. He called on the best local lawyer, who asked, "Do you have the cash to pay my fee?" "No," explained Uncle Joe. "But I have a brand new Lexxus you can have." "Well, that's fine. That will do. And what is the charge against you?" Uncle Joe replied, "Stealing a new Lexxus." |
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