Submitted by Becky:

A witness, small, uncertain, and nervous, was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?" "Yes sir," said the witness in a low voice, "Once." "Whom did you marry?" "Well, a woman." The lawyer said angrily, "Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?" And the witness said meekly, "My sister did."


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