Quotes and One-Liners
Theory Into love and out again, Thus I went and thus I go. Spare your voice, and hold your pen: Well and bitterly I know All the songs were ever sung, All the words were ever said; Could it be, when I was young, Someone dropped me on my head? — Dorothy Parker
Fighting Words Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. — Dorothy Parker I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. — Dorothy Parker I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be a darling at it. — Dorothy Parker I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. — Dorothy Parker If all the girls at Brandeis were laid end-to-end, I wouldn't be surprised. — Dorothy Parker
If I don't drive around the park, If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the people He gave it to. — Dorothy Parker Look at him, a rhinestone in the rough. — Dorothy Parker Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. — Dorothy Parker
Men seldom make passes
My love runs by like a day in June,
My love, he's mad, and my love, he's fleet,
My own dear love, he is strong and bold
Razors pain you; See the happy moron, He doesn't give a damn. I wish I were a moron, My God! Perhaps I am! — Dorothy Parker That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them. — Dorothy Parker The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of their tires. — Dorothy Parker
The ladies men admire, I've heard, The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism. — Dorothy Parker
There's little in taking or giving, This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. — Dorothy Parker When asked to use the word 'horticulture' in a sentence: You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. — Dorothy Parker
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