Quotes and One-Liners 
 
90% of short putts don't go in. Yogi Berra

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. Yogi Berra

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. Yogi Berra

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical Yogi Berra

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken. Yogi Berra

Don't get me right, I'm just asking! Yogi Berra

How can you think and hit at the same time? Yogi Berra

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head. Yogi Berra

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early. Yogi Berra

I really didn't say everything I said. Yogi Berra

I usually take a two hour nap from 1 to 4. Yogi Berra

I want to thank all those who made this night necessary. Yogi Berra

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question. Yogi Berra

If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping. Yogi Berra

If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them. Yogi Berra

If the world were perfect it wouldn't be. Yogi Berra

If you ask me a question I don't know I'm not going to answer. Yogi Berra

If you can't imitate him, don't copy him. Yogi Berra

If you come to a fork in the road, take it. Yogi Berra

I'm as red as a sheet. Yogi Berra

In baseball, you don't know nothin'. Yogi Berra

Interviewer: "Why, you're a fatalist !" Yogi Berra: "You mean I save postage stamps ? Not me."

It ain't over 'till it's over. Yogi Berra

It gets late early out here. Yogi Berra

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much. Yogi Berra

It's like deja-vu, all over again. Yogi Berra

It's never happened in World Series history, and it hasn't happened since. Yogi Berra

It's not too far, it just seems like it is. Yogi Berra

Little League baseball is a good thing 'cause it keeps the parents off the streets and it keeps the kids out of the house! Yogi Berra

Mrs. Lindsay: "You certainly look cool." Yogi Berra: "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."

Never answer an anonymous letter. Yogi Berra

Ninety percent of the game is half mental. Yogi Berra

Pair up in threes. Yogi Berra

People don't go there anymore. It's too crowded. Yogi Berra

Phil Rizzuto: "Hey Yogi I think we're lost." Yogi Berra: "Yeah, but we're making great time!"

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting. Yogi Berra

The future ain't what it use to be. Yogi Berra

The only reason I need these gloves is cause of my hands. Yogi Berra

The other team could make trouble for us if they win. Yogi Berra

Tom Seaver: "Hey, Yogi, what time is it?" Yogi Berra: "You mean now?"

We have a good time together, even when we're not together. Yogi Berra

We have deep depth. Yogi Berra

We made too many wrong mistakes. Yogi Berra

We were overwhelming underdogs. Yogi Berra

We're lost but we're makin' good time. Yogi Berra

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel. Yogi Berra

Yogi Berra on seeing a Steve McQueen movie: "He must have made that before he died"

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot just by watchin'. Yogi Berra

You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. Yogi Berra


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