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90% of short putts don't go in. — Yogi Berra
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. — Yogi Berra
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical — Yogi Berra
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken. — Yogi Berra
Don't get me right, I'm just asking! — Yogi Berra
How can you think and hit at the same time? — Yogi Berra
I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head. — Yogi Berra
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early. — Yogi Berra
I really didn't say everything I said. — Yogi Berra
I usually take a two hour nap from 1 to 4. — Yogi Berra
I want to thank all those who made this night necessary. — Yogi Berra
I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question. — Yogi Berra
If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping. — Yogi Berra
If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them. — Yogi Berra
If the world were perfect it wouldn't be. — Yogi Berra
If you ask me a question I don't know I'm not going to answer. — Yogi Berra
If you can't imitate him, don't copy him. — Yogi Berra
If you come to a fork in the road, take it. — Yogi Berra
I'm as red as a sheet. — Yogi Berra
In baseball, you don't know nothin'. — Yogi Berra
Interviewer: "Why, you're a fatalist !" Yogi Berra: "You mean I save postage stamps ? Not me."
It ain't over 'till it's over. — Yogi Berra
It gets late early out here. — Yogi Berra
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much. — Yogi Berra
It's like deja-vu, all over again. — Yogi Berra
It's never happened in World Series history, and it hasn't happened since. — Yogi Berra
It's not too far, it just seems like it is. — Yogi Berra
Little League baseball is a good thing 'cause it keeps the parents off the streets and it keeps the kids out of the house! — Yogi Berra
Mrs. Lindsay: "You certainly look cool." Yogi Berra: "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."
Never answer an anonymous letter. — Yogi Berra
Ninety percent of the game is half mental. — Yogi Berra
Pair up in threes. — Yogi Berra
People don't go there anymore. It's too crowded. — Yogi Berra
Phil Rizzuto: "Hey Yogi I think we're lost." Yogi Berra: "Yeah, but we're making great time!"
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting. — Yogi Berra
The future ain't what it use to be. — Yogi Berra
The only reason I need these gloves is cause of my hands. — Yogi Berra
The other team could make trouble for us if they win. — Yogi Berra
Tom Seaver: "Hey, Yogi, what time is it?" Yogi Berra: "You mean now?"
We have a good time together, even when we're not together. — Yogi Berra
We have deep depth. — Yogi Berra
We made too many wrong mistakes. — Yogi Berra
We were overwhelming underdogs. — Yogi Berra
We're lost but we're makin' good time. — Yogi Berra
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel. — Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra on seeing a Steve McQueen movie: "He must have made that before he died"
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. — Yogi Berra
You can observe a lot just by watchin'. — Yogi Berra
You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. — Yogi Berra