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Appreciate me now and avoid the rush. Ashleigh Brilliant

Better start rushing before the rush begins! Ashleigh Brilliant

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me. Ashleigh Brilliant

Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught. Ashleigh Brilliant

Even if you're not enjoying the flight, it's futile to threaten to get out and walk. Ashleigh Brilliant

Even when I'm happy and successful, life still goes on. Ashleigh Brilliant

Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself. Ashleigh Brilliant

I always like to know what I'm doing, but there are times when nobody will tell me. Ashleigh Brilliant

I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things. Ashleigh Brilliant

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem. Ashleigh Brilliant

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common? Ashleigh Brilliant

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant

I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed. Ashleigh Brilliant

I try to take life as it comes, and just hope it keeps coming. Ashleigh Brilliant

I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you. Ashleigh Brilliant

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available. Ashleigh Brilliant

I'm going to spend the rest of my life in the future, and possibly even longer. Ashleigh Brilliant

Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else? Ashleigh Brilliant

It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing. Ashleigh Brilliant

Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive. Ashleigh Brilliant

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. Ashleigh Brilliant

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction. Ashleigh Brilliant

Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem. Ashleigh Brilliant

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. Ashleigh Brilliant

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. Ashleigh Brilliant

Not only don't I know what tomorrow will bring, I'm still not entirely certain what yesterday brought. Ashleigh Brilliant

Please don't ask me what the score is, I'm not even sure what the game is. Ashleigh Brilliant

Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be. Ashleigh Brilliant

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth. Ashleigh Brilliant

Should I abide by the rules until they're changed, or help speed the change by breaking them? Ashleigh Brilliant

Some books make me want to go adventuring, others feel that they have saved me the trouble. Ashleigh Brilliant

Sometimes I need what only you can provide, your absence. Ashleigh Brilliant

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story. Ashleigh Brilliant

The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist. Ashleigh Brilliant

The things I fear may all be imaginary, so what I fear most is my imagination. Ashleigh Brilliant

There is a world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips. Ashleigh Brilliant

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. Ashleigh Brilliant

Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good. Ashleigh Brilliant

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis. Ashleigh Brilliant

Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person. Ashleigh Brilliant

Without me there could be no everybody. Ashleigh Brilliant


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